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I Hump Other Dogs’ Faces
The Average Dog Is A Nicer Person Than The Average Person
Friendly Dog, But Beware Of Owner
Cool Dog Names For Dogs Too Cool For Ordinary Names
I’ve Seen A Look In A Dogs’ Eyes, A Quickly Vanishing Look Of Amazed Contempt
Every Snack You Make, Every Meal You Bake. Every Bite You Take, I’ll Be Watching You
My Dog Winks At Me Sometimes… And I Always Wink Back Just In Case It’s Some Kind Of Code
If You Want The Best Seat In The House…you’ll Have To Move The Dog
Anybody Who Doesn’t Know What Soap Tastes Like Never Washed A Dog
Dogs’ Lives Are Too Short. Their Only Fault, Really
My Cute Appearance Is Super Deceiving – My Farts Are Potent Enough To Clear A Room Of 30+ People
Every Once In A While, A Dog Enters Your Life And Changes Everything
Dogs Do Speak, But Only To Those Who Know How To Listen
There Are Very Few Things That’s More Important Than A Good Shit
I Don’t Always Bark At Night. But When I Do, It’s For No Reason
I Wonder If Other Dogs Think Poodles Are Members Of A Weird Religious Cult
Everything I Know, I Learned From Dogs
The Most Affectionate Creature In The World Is A Wet Dog
There Are No Bad Days.. When You Come Home To A Dog’s Love
Don’t Accept Your Dog’s Admiration As Conclusive Evidence That You Are Wonderful
Around The Lake With You? – That Is So Not Going To Happen!
Be Brave No Matter Your Size. Take A Nap. Hide Your Favorite Snack
You Threw It, You Go Get It
A Dog Is The Only Thing On Earth That Loves You More Than He Loves Himself
I Sneak Into The House Of Our Buddhist Neighbors, And Eat Their Food Offerings To Buddha
Scratch A Dog And You’ll Find A Permanent Job
It’s Ok, I’m Not Cold Anymore
If Your Dog Is Fat, You Need More Exercise
Every Boy Should Have Two Things: A Dog, And A Mother Willing To Let Him Have One
My Goal In Life Is To Be As Good Of A Person As My Dog Already Thinks I Am
The Great Pleasure Of A Dog Is That You May Make A Fool Of Yourself With Him
You Have No Idea How Hard It Was To Learn This!
You Funny Kid! You Tell Funny Joke! Lol!
Animals Are Such Agreeable Friends. They Ask No Questions, They Pass No Criticisms
Forget The Dog, Beware Of The Kids
There Is No Psychiatrist In The World Like A Puppy Licking Your Face
There Is No Psychiatrist In The World Like A Puppy Licking Your Face
A Dog Will Always Be Happier To See You Than Any Person Ever Will
If Our Dog Doesn’t Like You We Probably Won’t Either
Don’t Let The Dogs Out No Matter What They Tell You
A Dog Teaches A Boy Fidelity, Perseverance, And To Turn Around Three Times Before Lying Down
I Was Wrong. We Weren’t Going To The Park
I Have A Crayon Addiction And I Need Help. I Have A Flip-flop Problem Too
I Came, I Sniffed, I Rolled In It
If I Had A Pound For Every Time My Dog Made Me Smile… I’d Be A Millionaire
The More Boys I Meet The More I Love My Dog
Dogs Are Better Than Humans Because They Know But Do Not Tell
Will You Lay Down With Me Until I Fall Asleep
Dogs Never Bite Me. Just Humans
Testing The Water. Generally, It’s A Good Idea To Do It Before You Leap In!
