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Funny Santa Banta Jokes List :
Santa: Jab Me Chota Tha To Ek Baar Kutub Minaar Se Gir Gaya Tha.
Banta: Acha!!to Mar Gya Ya Bach Gya.
Santa: Saale.! Mujhe Kya Pata, Me To Chota Tha.
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Santa: Muje Zehar Dena
Chemist: Ehle Dr. Se Lekhwa K Lao.
Santa: Apni Shaadi Ka Card Dikhata H.
Chemist: Bus Kar Bhai Rulayega Kya, Badi Bottle Du Ya Chhoti.
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Santa: Yaar Ye Ramdev Baba Wala Noodels Kharida Hai, Inko Khana Kaise Hai?
Banta: Ek Naak Band Karke Dusri Naak Se Ander Khichana Hai?
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Santa: Yaar Banta, Tere Ghar Mein Latrin Bani Hai Kya ?
Banta: Haan Bani Hai, Kyu ?
Santa: “Nahi Yaar Mere Ghar To Daal Chawal Bani Hai.
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Ek Baar Santa ko
Raste me Patthar Mila
UspE Likha Tha
“Patthar ko Palat Lo Kuch Ban Jaoge” Magic Begins Just in Seconds….
Jaise Hi Usne Palta
Dusri Taraf Likha Tha”Mai Bewkuf Ban Gaya.
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Santa: Dunia Mein Sab Se Dukhi Aadmi Koun Hai ?
Banta: Panipuri Wala !
Santa: Kaise?
Banta: Kyuki Ladki Kuwari Ho Ya Married “bhaiya” Hi Bulati Hai.
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Banta: Kya Khana Khane Se Pehle Aap Bhagwan Ko Yaad Krte Hai?
Santa: Nhi, Mujhe Aisa Krna Nhi Padeta Kyuki Meri Patni Acha Khana Banati Hai…
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Santa: Santa Ne Dhaba Khola. Customer- Meri Chaay Men Makkhee Doob Kar Mare Pade Hai.
Santa: To Kyaa Karoon? Main Dhaba Chalaoon Yaa Fir Inhe Tairanaa Sikhaaoon.
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Santa Jee Aapko Kabhi Kisi Se Pyar Hua Hai ?
Ha Yaar,
Par Wo Manti Hi Nhi.
Kya Kehti Hai. ?
Kehti Hai,
‘i Love U 2
Pata Nhi Sala Ye Dusra Kaun Hai.
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Santa Tez Baarish Mein Doctor Ke Paas Gaya
Santa: Doctor Saab Ghar Par Checkup Ki Kya Fee Hai?
Doctor 300/-
Santa: Phir Jaldi Chaliye Doctor Saab.
Doctor Ne Car Nikali Aur Dono Santa Ke Ghar Pahunch Gaye.
Doctor: Mareez Kahan Hai?
Santa: Mareez-wareez Koi Nahi Hai,
Mujse Taxy Wala Ghar Tak Jaane Ke 500/- Maang Raha Tha Aap 300/- Mein Le Aaye.
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Santa Roz Subha 60 Ladkiya Mera Intezar Karti Hain
Banta- Are Wah Vo Kaise?
Santa- Main Girls Collage Ka Bus Driver Hu Na.
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Santa Aamlet Bana Raha Tha.
Usne Anda Tora To Anda Khali Nikla.!
Santa Heran Hokar Bola:
Ghhor Kalyug Hai,
Murghiyan Bhi Abortion Karwane Lagi Hen…….
