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Santa Banta Jokes in English List :
Santa recently found the answer to the most difficult question ever.
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, what ever u order first will come first.Santa-what is difference.
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Between coffee shop & wine
Shop?
Banta-coffee shop is the
Starting point of love & wine
Shop is last point of love.
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Santa : “Why are all these people running?”
Banta – “This is a race, the winner will get the cup.”
Santa : “If only the winner will get the cup, why are the others running?
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Santa:
I am looking for a bank which can perform two things for me..
Banta:
Which things.??
Santa:
Give me a loan.,
And
Then leave me alone.. Hahhaha
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Santa and banta went fishing. They caught a lot of fish and returned to the shore.
Santa: I hope you remember the spot where we caught all these fish.
Banta: Yes, I marked x on the side of the boat to mark the spot.
Santa: You idiot! How do we know we will get the same boat tomorrow?
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After returning back from a foreign trip,
Santa asked his wife:
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: no! Why?
Santa: in london a lady asked me, “R u a foreigner”..;-) hahaha
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Santa: should I buy tickets for my children?
Conductor: yes! Only if they are above 8!
Santa: thank god, I have only 6 children!!
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Boss: where were you born?
Santa : india ..
Boss: which part?
Santa : what ‘which part’? Whole body was born in india.
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Q: Why was santa writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam.
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Waiter gives bill to santa.
Santa: take this card.
Waiter: but sir, this is voter card.
Santa: so what? You have written there all cards accepted.
